"Winning"

"I have one speed, I have one gear-GO!"

"Bi-polar? The earth is bi-polar."

"I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips...I got tiger's blood, I expose people to magic."

"I don't sleep. I wait."

"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"I'm going to hang out with these two smoooooking hotties and fly privately around the world."

"Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way."

"My conduct is bitchin'."

"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I could have done with my fire=breathing fist...they picked a fight with a warlock."

"I'm an F-18 bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordinance to the ground."

"They were like 'AA this' and i was like 'bye bye that."

"Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed."

"I am a peaceful man with bad intentions."

"We win so radically in our underwear."

"I drink water through my eyes."

"I'm going to win every moment."

"Can't is the cancer of happen."

"Regret makes you a fool, for a second time."

"Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them."

"Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab"